#fucking ain't immoral

[neuroticbookworm]

Sex and Morality in Only Friends

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My Only Friends fandom experience so far has been ..interesting, to say the least. While the big brain metas that y'all have been churning out have been tickling my brain and giving me life, I’ve also noticed a dissonance in how the characters and their gay wrongs are judged by the viewers in the court of morals on this hellsite.

All of these characters are messy. All of these characters are some level of toxic. All of these characters are engaged in some type of immoral behavior. But one of them gets judged much more harshly by the audience for his flaws than his counterparts. And it got me curious about how we generally perceive someone's morality, and how certain factors greatly influence the lens through which the morals of a character are judged. Like sex, par exemple.

We've been here before, folks. We have talked about sex, sex and more sex, our preconceptions around sex, and how it might affect the way we watch this show. @lurkingshan and @waitmyturtles did an excellent unwinding, here and here, on how we must recalibrate our lenses when we engage with Only Friends, so we can receive, enjoy, understand and judge the show and its characters on the queer scale and not an heteronormative and western one. @wen-kexing-apologist implored us to take a pause and reflect on respectable promiscuity and how it skews the way we judge these characters on the basis of whether they’re having the “right” kind of sex.

Here’s the thing, though. Sex, the kind of sex, the amount of sex and the self-acceptance of one’s sexual proclivity are all inadvertently linked to how much a person conforms to the society around them. You fuck too little, you’ll be dubbed a virgin who can’t drive. You fuck too much, you’ll be dubbed a slut. And if you’re openly comfortable and secure about who you fuck, where you fuck, and how much you fuck, you are ..unusual, to put it mildly. These characters are not the norm, which makes them unpredictable for the audience. And when the unpredictable one makes questionable choices, it’s easy to equivocate the nature of their sex life to their moral compass. Which is exactly how Boston is put on trial on the numerous analyses and thinkpieces that are unleashed here, week after week.

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Boston is a slut. He has sex more times on average than his peers. He has sex with multiple partners. And he’s very unapologetic about all of it. He knows exactly how he likes his sex, frequent and untethered, and he does not give a flying fuck about what people think. Which means he becomes a character whose mistakes are considered more egregious than others in the eyes of the audience.

Let me list all the gay wrongs Boston has committed in the show so far according to the discourse:

Recording Ray and Mew during their kiss (and using it to bust up Mew’s relationship and manipulate Top)

Cornering and fucking Top who was presumably in a relationship with Mew

Revealing Ray’s obsession with Mew with the intention of creating a rift between Ray and Sand

Being catty and manipulative

Manipulating Nick’s affections

Trying to fuck a dude who was already in a relationship (in episode 1)

I’ll admit, that’s a long list. And we’re only halfway through the show. But Boston is not the only one committing gay wrongs in this show. Most of the crimes listed above have an equivalent committed by other characters. Let’s take a walk down the lane of fuckups and refresh our memories.

Recording Ray and Mew during their kiss (and using it to bust up Mew's relationship and manipulate Top)

This one’s pretty easy. Boston is not the only voyeur in this show (@ranchthoughts, captain of the ephemerality squad) Nick recorded Top and Boston having sex in the car, and let his roommate Sand in on the secret. Which later had disastrous consequences (so far) and I’m sure will continue to bite multiple people in the ass in the future episodes.

Cornering and fucking Top who was presumably in a relationship with Mew

First off, Top knew exactly what Boston was doing everytime he cornered and seduced Top, and Top even says so the next time Boston manages to get him alone in the elevator. 

So is it fair to judge Boston as the sole perpetrator here? Or did Top have a lot more agency in their car hookup than we give him credit for?

Secondly, Ray has been crossing Sand’s boundaries throughout this show. And just like Top, Sand allows Ray to do so, even though he clearly has the agency to stop Ray if he really wants to.

Revealing Ray’s obsession with Mew with the intention of creating a rift between Ray and Sand

Holding important information and controlling how it flows in the group for maximum destruction is a game Boston seems to excel at. But he’s not the only player. This week, after a heated exchange with Top, we saw Sand scheme his way into Nick’s phone, copy the incriminating audio recording, pass it on to Ray, who he knew would confront Boston AND inform Mew. Thus enacting a double revenge on Boston and Top. This turn of Sand was so deliciously slimy and morally vile that it led to @waitmyturtles rethinking how Sand might be using sympathy to his advantage (and how Jojo and NiNew might be using First Kanaphan’s fame and public image to elicit the sympathetic reaction that can then be subverted in the show)

Being catty and manipulative

Manipulation among these “friends” is the bread and butter of Only Friends and Boston ain’t the only one doing it. Mew and Top had built their entire courtship with games and prizes, each hiding what they really wanted from the relationship. Ray has been using Sand as an emotional bandaid, while he was still obsessed with Ray. Nick tried and failed to manipulate Top into leaving Boston alone (peak comedic moment in the show, tbh). Hell, even Cheum has been catty to everyone throughout the show, which lead to her getting dubbed as the veritable mean girl by my pal @lurkingshan

Manipulating Nick’s affections

I don’t agree with this one at all, fam. Boston has always been clear about where he stands in the relationship. He has always conveyed his stance to Nick clearly, who would then pout in disappointment, to which Boston would respond with a reassurance, like “You are my favorite”. Boston is in the clear here.

Trying to fuck a dude who was already in a relationship (in episode 1)

This one is particularly hilarious to me, because this scenario is also explored in Gay OK Bangkok 2, which was referenced as an essential homework for Only Friends by most of the posts I’ve linked above. Open relationships exist. Couples engage in threesomes. The guy who Boston was talking to in episode 1 did not reject Boston’s advances. Instead, he pulled up his phone and showed him what his boyfriend looks like, so the three of them can fuck. Together. With everyone’s consent. Having a consensual threesome is not a gay wrong and it does not need a defense.

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Characters that are morally black and white are inherently comforting. They do not force us to engage with our internal moral compass to ascertain whether they are good or bad; it will be laid out for us, clear as day. And we will be reassured by the narrative that we are the good guys. But these characters are also not realistic; people in real life are not as clear cut as we would like them to be. The characters in Only Friends are young, queer, insecure, and human. Boston is no better than any of them, and more importantly – no worse.

@lurkingshan wrote a passionate defense of Brian Kinney from Queer as Folk, an iconic gay slut who cannot be more different than Boston. And yet, the comparisons were made, because they both choose to fuck unapologetically. The comparison erased Brian’s commitment to his community, his moral code, his bond with his friends. In short, by throwing him in the same slut bucket as Boston, his actual morality was entirely erased, and replaced with assumptions based on his sex life. Which is reckless and dangerous, if you ask me.

When Shan and I chatted with @bengiyo about Boston and Brian, he summarized the treatment of queer characters perfectly: “They hate the men for being sluts and they hate the boys for being repressed”. Well, I implore that we learn to understand them right, in all their messy glory, and not judge them for how they fuck.

[stellarshifter]

✨ Pst? Y'okay? I saw you have a mental breakdown in the corner (Me too, babe, me too)

Agh...shiftok ruin your vibe? Spreading bullshit? C'mere. I got ya.

✨ BREAKDOWN OF MISINFO

1. "Your script might not all happen, or be in that reality."

Like huh???

Scripting, infallible, or meaningless?

Oh babies... Scripting is infallible. Wanna know why? It's literally a GPS for your awareness to shift to the reality that all of your chaotic (and probably very fun) notes are very real in! Like, c'mon, who would even script if it meant nothing like that???? I wouldn't waste my precious time... I could be looking at vintage shops around town. Like seriously, no.

2. "You need a method to shift"

Bitch please. Do I need to astral project and beat your ass? I'll do it. Don't test me.

Look, methods are fun and all. But that's it! They're fun and can help you become aware! But that's all they are. You don't have to even to work on your subconsious. Know why? That bitch ain't catching a ride with you! You just gotta be aware. Just shift your focus.

3. "You gotta stay hydrated.." bleh bleh I don't even remember the rest.

Bullshit. Sure you should stay healthy and hydrated for you! But that's nothing to do with shifting. This vessel's priorities don't matter in terms of shifting or not!

4. "You can't age up/down that's immoral!"

...I need a minute... I dont wanna commit arson.

Who the fuck thinks they're so intilted to tell others what they can't shift to be?? You need to fucking chill. Aging up or down doesn't matter because you are literally shifting to a reality where you're that age. You will have that mentality unless you script you don't. For fucks sake, stop.

5. "You can't shift to where you're a different ethnicity/gender/sexual orientation, that's disgusting"

Again... who gave you the right? Hm? I'll wait.

Unless you're being a weird fetishist creep. Then you're good, babe. And for all of this, once again. There's infinite realities where you're all different enthcities, genders, and sexual orientations. There's nothing wrong with shifting there either!

6. "Respawning is unethical"

Okay, this started due to people misunderstanding respawning as something it is not! It is not suicide. You people need to chill on TikTok. Swear to god you fear mongers!

Respawning is just cutting ties with this reality. Which lets be honest? In its state? For the love of God, me too, honey. Me too. The only difference between respawning and permashifting is that you'll never remember this reality. There's no harm. Okay?

7. "Permashifting is not okay"

As a permashifter, fuck you. You intilted bitches spewing bullshit because you come from different circumstances.

You have no clue what people are going through, and even if they live perfect lives, you are 1000000% valid permashifting. Go home, babies. You deserve it!

8. "Shifting shouldn't be used for escapism"

Look most of us were day dreamers? Right? Right?

I was a kid with a WILD ASS imagination. I mean wild, and I come from a not so cool environment. I used shifting as escapism when I first started. And y'know what? That's okay! If you are just wanting to leave to get a break! Do it! No one can stop you. There's no shifting police.

Which..gets me to this one.

9. "The shifting police will find you"

Bitch please. Shut up. My brother in christ, what fanfic you reading?

Shifting police do NOT exist (unless you want them to. You do you)

Seriously no one. I mean no one, not even me. Not even the holiest of holiest can stop you. We live in a multiverse that does not run by morals set up by shiftokers. And no if you do something questionable the shifting police will not find you. You're safe. I promise

10. "You can get stuck in your DR!"

If we can shift to our DR we can shift again. Like what? Who let this toddler type? That doesn't even make sense.

Honey, I can assure you, you're not stuck here. You're not stuck there.

11. "You can't script relationships that's against their free will!"

Have you ever heard of infinite realities where every single thing you can ever think of exists? Yeah? Then STOOOOOP

You are shifting to a reality where those relationships exist! Where that relationship is real and mutual. Where they feel so much love for you as you do them. No forcing.

Now, if you're holding them in your basement, tying them to a chair and begging them to love you forcefully like you're in a yandere wattpad fic from 2013? Yeah, you need to rethink some things. But if not! You're good!

Whatever relationships you script are requited

12. "Your DR isn't as real as this one"

Woooo, imma throw hands. Let's go. Someone hold my hoops for me? I'm gonna beat a bitch up.

YOUR DR IS A REALITY!!!!!!

Meaning it is just as real as this one. Just as real, maybe even more real! The people are real. The places are real. The experiences are real!

13. "People shift based on genetics"

Aw yes... my new favorite reason to murder.

Anyone and their mama can shift. You can shift, I can shift, the person you randomly saw on the street can shift, fuck your pet can shift. Anyone can. Okay? We are all one. Pure awareness. That's what we all are.

None of that. We are not shifting based off anything but what we all are.

✨ That's all for today, folks. Take care, and remember, you've got this. Go shift, baby!

[atopfourthwall]

What's your position on Section 31? Because on one hand, you need an espionage and intelligence organization, but on the other hand, unnacountable espionage agencies tend to do more harm than good.

Section 31 are villains, full-stop. Starfleet already HAS an intelligence organization. It's called Starfleet Intelligence. Their effectiveness is certainly questionable, but Section 31 is essentially a clandestine terrorist organization approved of by members of Starfleet and Bashir was right to want it gone. You can't be preaching a utopia and that you stand for higher morals while tacitly approving of something that breaks all those morals. And as you said: they're unaccountable. Where's the justice for the illegal and immoral things they did? The harm they've caused? And frankly I'm disgusted that modern Trek decided, "COOL! LET'S GIVE 'EM A MOVIE AND RETCON THEM INTO BEING AN ORGANIZATION EVERYBODY KNEW ABOUT!" And no, I haven't watched the trailer for said movie. Fuck that movie, I ain't watching it and I'm not going to watch promotion for it or their fucking people-eating dictator character that everyone on the show declared was cool because she spouted one-liners and wore leather.

[fetusbaconegg]

still curious

you say people are disregarding the canon of chara, which you understand as an immoral and fucked up character. right. okay. are you not doing that when shipping brothers together, or even in your recent posts talking about papyrus? from what i could see, you’re weirdly against papyrus finding other skeletons (made to look badass and corny—that’s their appeal) funny because of the violent depictions. however, you gloss over the fact that papyrus set up a trap with spears, fire, etc with full intentions of harming the player. during his fight, his intentions are to harm—not kill—the player. you act as if these are not acts of violence, when they are. he is a grown man, and your arguments seem to have him depicted as someone who knows very little about violence. i’m autistic myself. we’re not completely clueless. making papyrus innocent to violence is a slippery slope into a one-dimensional character and ableism.

no one can stop you from writing incest, but that doesn’t mean they can’t bash you as much as you bash others for enjoying chara and kris as characters. you’re being weirdly preachy and using loose connections to guilt and shame people who are against proshipping (seen as a logical fallacy fyi, which aid in invalidating your arguments). you can’t act like that and then turn around and bash others for enjoying immorally wrong characters, when you yourself are against the censorship of immorally wrong actions.

realism is the act of adding traits real people exhibit to make a character relatable and more than just one dimensional. it’s taking into consideration age, time period, and events to shape how an ACTUAL person could grow and react. that’s what realistic writing is. it’s making 2-dimensional, 3-dimensional, etc, characters. i don’t know if you write or create characters yourself, but understanding that characters are allowed to be both bad and good is crucial. i don’t care for chara or kris, do not believe i’m biased, but i am fully capable in seeing both their bad and good traits, which a lot of people take into their own perspectives (you included). that will lead to canon-divergent interpretations, which i am very sorry to say, happens to describe your perceptions of chara and kris as well.

It ain't my understanding it's what canon says about em and no I am not killing people by shipping two characters from different dimensions who ain't related together. (Although I don't I just used that example I ship my own ocs with both Sans and Swap Papyrus) like are you good mentally to think ship = genocide? And I didn't ask for your opinion of me nor do I care thank you very much someone as stupid as to believe genocide and shipping are the same thing doesn't deserve their opinion heard.

also it's not my fault you are a fascist. Procensorpship is a fascist stance so...yeah. I'm not a proshipper I am an adult with a job that things that whole discourse is idiotic and y'all should touch grass.

also realism still ≠ good writing and pretending an evil murderous demon is a real child and defending them as such won't make your story better.

and you are heavily biased. And stupid too but fascists aren't particularly educated or smart.

[multifandomslxt]

I'm here to bully you so sit tf down because I ain't playin witcho ass

Churchboy!Doie texting you at 2 in the morning and telling you to meet him at the church because he snuck and got a key copied so you can both fulfill your fantasy of fucking in the church.

he keeps the lights dim as to not draw any attention to the building and he's pressing you down against the podium and fucking you from behind and saying the filthiest things in your ear

"You love me so fucking much... you think God's gonna be mad at you for that? For loving me as much as you do? No, baby... we're okay... you're my girl... there's nothing wrong with what I'm doing to you... not a single thing so you just stay right there and let me have this pussy, baby... it's mine anyway."

The podium rocks and creaks under the weight of both your bodies

Eventually a bible falls open on the floor

Revelations 21:8

“But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death”

Doyoung smirks against your hair, “would you look at that, looks like we’re already condemned”

He begins to pick up the speed of his thrusts

“He must be watching me break you” he says teasingly.

Suddenly he pulls out of you

“Why don’t we go ahead and ask for forgiveness”

Without missing a beat he brings you both to the altar.

“Kneel” he commands

“Kneel and beg him for forgiveness while I fuck you mercilessly” he whispers against your ear, his tip teasingly stroking your entrance.

NOW WE CAN BOTH SUFFER😭😭😭💀

[bluejaytaco]

Who owns Alastor theory (very serious)

So!

Alastor was a serial killer when he was alive. A serial killer who had a focus on immoral people (people he considered immoral which is a discussion for another day.) So, here's how it goes. Follow me, because there's a few "what ifs?" here:

Alastor's living his best life. Successful radio host by day, murderous psychopath by night. Charming, smart, feeling pretty much untouchable, you know all that jazz. But he would know, eventually death will be after him. So, he makes a deal where he gains a bit of immortality. It's conditional; if he can refrain from being killed, he could live forever. And the longer he lives, the more powerful he becomes. BUT! The person who kills him is the one who owns him.

Alastor, egotistical thing he is, agrees to these conditions. After all, he's the most feared serial killer in Louisiana. Who's gonna take him down?

Meanwhile, in Hell.

Someone ain't happy about the fucker who killed them. Some happy smiling bastard. He wants revenge. So, he hires someone who can enter the mortal realm and take down the fucker.

Blitz, all too happy to have the job, goes up to Earth, finds the fucking psycho in the woods. Makes some sorta joke about deer hunting and puts a bullet right between Alastor's eyes. Blitz then goes home, none the wiser.

Alastor never saw what hit him. He had a few years of his conditioned immortality before it was stripped from him, which granted him quite a boost, but nothing too inhuman. He gets to Hell, expecting to see his new master only to find... no one. Nothing. Zip.

Blitz, having a focus on his new business, only notices something different when he hears some whiny bitch begging him for more power or some shit. He denies all of it, tells the voice to do whatever the fuck it wants for a while. What does he care?

Fucking asshole should go help out the princess of Hell and that shitty hotel or something.

tldr version; Blitz owns Alastor. This is a theory I take very seriously.

(I have so many funny thoughts about the idea of these two being linked. Like Alastor begging his unnamed patron for a little bit of slack in the leash only to be denied with a "fuck no!" Then, later that night, Alastor's hearing his patron, drunk out of his mind, sobbing about his fucked up life. I love this trash fire so much.)

[l0vergirlatheart]

" VACATION " a south park x reader

RINKY-DINK TOWN || info. - past : next

|| GOOD MORNING, BELOVED! ||

        You did not want to come to some rackety, old, boring, snowing, cold, shabby, stupid-ass fucking town for your summer break. Be honest, who would?

        Maybe you'll change your mind later on, but right now, this has got to be the stupidest shit you've ever gone through, and that's something, especially when it comes to you.

|| YOUR CHARACTER CARD ||

Name: [Y/N] NIAKI

Age: 16

Pronouns: They/Them

Sexuality: Pansexual, general attraction to anyone regardless of gender. || asexual, no sexual attraction to anyone at all.

Height: 5'11

Personality: Blunt, tired, easily irritated, quiet, occasionally playful, rarely flirtatious.

Current Thoughts: 'Even if I only have to be in this boring and cold place that can barely be called a town for only two months, there's nothing anyone here or anywhere who can convince me to stay the moment I get the chance to leave.'

|| LOVE INTERESTS ||

MAIN CAST

ROMEOS:

Kyle Brovloski

Craig Tucker & Tweek Tweak

Clyde Donovan

Tolkien Black

Kenny McCormick

Stan Marsh

Leopold "Butters" Stotch

Jimmy Valmer

Scott Malkinson

Pip Pirrup

Damien Thorn

Dovahkkiin "Douchebag, The New Kid"

JULIETS:

Wendy Testaburger

Heidi Turner

Bebe Stevens

Red McArthur

Nichole Daniels

Annie Knitts

|| WARNINGS AND TWS ||

Welcome to South Park, my beloved! This story is going to contain mentions of:

LOTS OF SWEARING

GORE AND BLOOD

SUICIDE

SELF HARM

MENTIONS OF POVERITY

ALCOHOL

MAJOR CRIMES

MENTIONS OF SEXUAL ACTIVITES

AGED UP CHARACTERS (YOU ARE ALL STILL MINORS)

BULLYING (ONLINE AND IRL)

HARRASSMENT (ONLINE AND IRL)

VIOLENCE

DARK JOKES N SHIT

CARTMAN PULLING CARTMAN-TYPE SHIT

AND OTHER SHIT YOU'D EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK.

CONTINUE WITH CAUTION.

|| SECRETS FROM THE AUTHOR ||

Hey there, []! This book has no outline so far and I'm honestly throwing bullshit that I make up at three in the morning at this right now. There's going to be really slow updates. Enough about that though, time for some secrets!!

1. Yep, instead of the overused 'I just moved here, yadda yadda' scenario, you have actually only came here for summer vacation!

2. You were forced to get out of your house by your parents and they set up this whole trip thing without telling you until a week before departing. 

3. Your parents didn't have half the mind to tell you that you'd also be living there alone for two fucking months, some parents am I right?

4. Luckily, they did already have your stuff packed and had the house rented out and everything else. You're a freeloader! Yay!

5. Oh yeah also, you're rich. Just because. Use that black card, spend all your money, ain't nobody there to stop you!!

6. Nobody in South Park knows of your soon-to-be arrival.

7. There is no school because, you know, summer vacation. This means a lot more free time to get roped into some crazy and immoral shit laze around.

8. Cartman's going to be a little shit about your pronouns, but he's going to be forced to use them because he has zero fucking clue what your gender is.

9. Speaking of fatass, he's not a love interest mainly because I can't write an asshole character suddenly falling love. I just can't. Makes me want to just evaporate.

10. You will get to at least befriend him though. Yay..?

|| SWEET DREAMS, DARLING. ||

[chaisshitposts]

Hi! I hope you’ve been well

I’d like to ask something

I know that it is possible to manifest literally anything. However, do you think it is immoral for someone to manifest someone that was dead to be alive or revising that I (to make explaining easier, I’m not actually considering this) get bullied when I’ve never been bullied before, or even race change?

I’m interested in your opinion if you’re willing to share,

Have a good day 😊

not at all, you can be as immoral as you want and keep it a secret to yourself, you don't have to share everything you manifest with others. I advise against using your powers for evil but it's your life so... and evil people are successful every day sO—

I manifested my best friend back to life simply bc he died too young and never got the chance to accomplish his dreams. I don't think that's immoral, he didn't deserve to perish RIGHT after we graduated high school. And if that's immoral to other people, I really don't give a fuck.

and race changing is weird🧍 ngl it's also sad in my opinion but it's not like I can stop other people from doin' whatever TF they want, I mean I guess I could but i don't care what they do with their lives, i just hope they learn to love themselves for who they are regardless of their skin color 🕵️

and why wouldn't someone want to manifest never being bullied— that's not immoral, that's just erasing trauma. news flash, having traumatic experiences in your life does not make you 'edgy'

I feel like LOA blogs get caught up when people ask opinions for controversial topics like these, y'all ain't gonna catch me lackin' 🏃🏾

[lazy-dog24601]

It doesn't fucking work, the VN plug-in for Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon doesn't work at all. All the little icons are still greyed out despite them being things that have been released. For the record. This is on chrome. The date is 9/15/2024. I've done what it's said at the bottom and it still doesn't work.

Here's hoping page 667 is a wet t-shirt contest. If this "Beyond Canon" team really is the shaft and sack they describe themselves to be then they'll start adding a bunch of on-screen graphic sexual content. It's literally the only way they could make up for this VN blunder.

Look, we're all adults here. This ain't a story about teenagers anymore, these are grown-ass adults that fuck, piss on each other, hold wet t-shirt contests, and get divorced.

Forget about Davekat or Teriska or June Egbert- where the FUCK is the Jade Harley golden shower? Freaking cowards. THIS is what it means to exist for the sake of existing. The horror of being a sequel? Of begin in a story that doesn't need to exist? Of being the sad continuation of a happily ever after? Of being non-canon? Of being a story that exists because your fans kept bugging you to write more of the story you ended?

It's all piss, baby. Calliope, the ugly green flesh skeleton lesboy, said that. Yeah, they call people baby. They know what the fuck is up. They've given Roxy a golden shower. You wanna know why? Well, first off, it's because they're two consenting legal adults. But the second and more important answer is that. Because that's how reality works, bitch. Yeah, I just called you a bitch. The person reading this.

That's what this all is. Homestuck 2. Beyond Canon. The Epilogues. This is the heavy shit of reality breaking through the constipated asshole that is Homestuck, the first. Hussie was one-upping God itself by taking the laxatives know as truth and shitting out the reality bomb known as "everything after homestuck." It was so fucking real and truthful that Hussie completely abandoned Homestuck^2, along with the first team of writers and artists and script writers and story boarders and producers and story consultants and assistant writers. What a bunch of pogchamps, my next shit is dedicated to you legends for creating such a massive piece of shit.

But, you might be wondering, what about Hussie's clown VN- Psycholonials? That came after Homestuck. And my answer is. I don't know, bitch. Oh yeah, that's still a thing. You being a bitch. It wasn't a thing that stopped being a thing. You're still a bitch.

Psycholonials is something I haven't read. And will probably never read. Because clowns are lame. Clowns are for people too scared and too horny to use blackface, although everyone knows Hussie doesn't have a sexual bone in her body, because why else did Hussie not draw John Egbert's soaking wet vagina during any point of her active involvement in the Homestuck franchise.

Hussie saw Joker, that conservative movie that made fun of disabled people, the one that was made by a billion-dollar company, and was like, oh shit I wanna do that. I don't even care if that doesn't line up properly on the timeline. Clowns are lame and I refuse to read her VN. It's not about truth or reality or piss, I just don't want to read Hussie's clown VN because I genuinely never want to give them the light of day. They've had their dream- I'll let them wake up and enjoy what they have left.

I don't care for Hussie. If that comes off as disrespectful, or immoral, or something along the lines of "that's not how you treat people, that's not how you treat people that write stories you don't like, you're being really mean" then fuck you I don't like Andrew Hussie. I also don't like Kinoko Nasu, so keep that in mind. I refuse to read F/GO or the Tsukihime remake because the art is really fucking bad in both and I hate the whole "secret organization" crap that's in F/GO that leaks in Tsukihime remake.

I hate secret government organizations. Stupid fucking blood libel anti-semitic New World Order Illuminati bullshit, the entire concept. Like, fuck you Kinoko Nasu for writing a story about a giant underground organization that fights aliens and magic monsters and keeps it hidden from the rest of the world, you're literally writing nazi fanfic. Fuck you Nasu, you anti-semitic piece of shit.

I also don't like that fucker who made the Nier games. Yoko Taro. I hate all the Nier games. I refuse to play his shitty, "insightful" and "deconstructive" games. They're all edgy garbage. Not my flavor at all.

I'm also not a big fan of that Uro-butcher guy. Gen Urobuchi. Fate/zero is alright but Madoka Magica is pure fucking garbage, based solely on what all the Madoka Magica fans say about the show. The only reason I don't despise him like the rest is that he worked on Thunderbolt Fantasy, which is peak from what I've heard. Genuine peak, unlike Madoka Magica or Nier.

TL:DR- Homestuck^2: Beyond Canon Vriska VN isn't working.

[starstruckxstray]

Just repeatedly smacking Kero upside the head with a rolled up newspaper. "WHY 💥 THE FUCK 💥 WOULD YOU 💥SAY YOU 💥AREN'T PRETTY?!!?!?! 💥💥💥YOU'RE FUCKING ADORABLE AND PEOPLE WANT YOU!!! GO OUT AND FIND THEM!!!! 💥💥💥"

"Ow! OW! HEY HEY!" The mottled mutt let out a sharp yelp with each punishing smack. She instinctively tried shielding herself, even snapping at the newspaper a couple times, before hunkering onto the floor.

In waiting for the onslaught to end did she truly absorb what the anon said. "But then wouldn't I be cornerin' 'em an' makin' 'em feel like they gotta say yes?!" The question came out as a harsh bark. It felt wrong, immoral even, to accept that anyone could genuinely want her. It felt dishonest, self indulgent, selfish, gross.

"I ain't like Angel Dust or sleek an' flawless like that! That's why!"

[ryuuseirune]

regarding the additional tags someone tacked onto that post addressing mlm shippers... shipping a feminine man with a masculine man is not "heteronormative". it is not a moral failing to like pretty, effeminate men, or to ship those men with other, more traditionally masculine men.

i think being online makes it easy to forget that masculinity in men is expected and in fact, normative. yes, mainstream media often emasculates gay men as a form of mockery. simultaneously, however, society decrees that we should behave and dress in a masculine manner, that we should deny and reject the parts of ourselves that deviate from the norm. some gay men lean into masculine behavior and dress as a means of reclaiming the masculinity that has been stripped from them, but others embrace femininity to resist gender roles and subvert societal expectations. i think what fandom fails to recognize is that both are revolutionary in their own ways. it is not a moral failing to relate to or admire feminine men... there is nothing wrong with delighting in the subby and twinkish. especially when it comes to shipping, which is all about what YOU as an individual like! of course it can be frustrating to see your favorite character woobified because they're involved in a specific ship, but you could just block/mute and move on instead of claiming that it's somehow heteronormative for feminine guys to get shagged. because it isn’t. like, who fucking cares if fujosexo719 likes her men hairless like a sphynx?? personally i prefer lithe, androgynous men, but you don't see me shitting on the strong, muscular and manly. sometimes a guy can be weak and waifish; sometimes he can be short and fat and hairy with that aphrodite swag; sometimes his hair is so long it gets into his buttcrack when he showers: but no matter how feminine (or masculine) he is, if he gets his back blown out by another man that shit ain't heteronormative!!! there is no world where having sex with someone of the same (binary) gender is hetero!! yes of course i want to see more diverse bodies and more diverse dynamics, but we aren't gonna get that from yucking each other’s yum. saying that all expressions of homosexual male femininity are immoral for upholding heteronormative gender roles is asinine and i hope one day fandom realizes that

[darkfictionjude]

not that it's immoral on his end but i ain't gonna be pogo sisters with that bully of flesh and blood 🤣

Yeah with some it’s probably that but I think (from the asks I get) the majority don’t really care that he slept with Orla that’s why I say that’s not the reason people choose Imre and Nia since many of my readers are pretty deviant anyway and I get worse nsfw crimes in my ask box than Lorcan fucking Orla 💀

En masse there’s no big disgust there for that

[moonspower]

Vi is wild af, I love him! He just does what he wants and sometimes its the craziest shit no other person could ever dream, hes freespirited

that's kind of his thing. i think people confuse being a good person with never indulging in the weird and the excessive and strange and sometimes shocking, borderline immoral at times................ but vi loves all those things. hes a freak. hes an absolute fuckin freakshow and he loves that about himself!!

like yea he can be an art therapist and bring some positive energy to the world and help ppl............. he's cosmic royalty. but like he can also be a bit of an adventurous, im-gonna-do-whatever-the-fuck-i-want-i'll-kill-you-if-you-get-in-my-way type.

hes a go-getter! and he just does what he wants....

virote ain't tethered to the concept of shame and embarrassment babey, he dont got time for it. sad for others that worry bout how theyre perceived, but hes too busy painting his nails and watching masterchef australia.

[bairnsidhe]

Context for those who don't know what a kirpan is or why this became a debate:

A kirpan is one of the sacred objects Sikhs have to carry at all times. The kirpan specifically is supposed to be a physical reminder of a Sikh's duty to fight injustice, stand up for truth and honor, etc. While a kirpan is traditionally a short sword, the word "kirpan" comes from the words kirpa and aan, meaning mercy and grace respectively. This is intentional, as it adds an extra layer of reminder that the kirpan is ONLY to be used in defense of self or others, and NEVER for senseless cruelty or selfish/immoral reasons.

Context for my own opinion on said debate:

I'm not a Sikh, but my Uncle Gurkhi was, my Dad almost was, and I spent a lot of time as a kid in gurdwaras and ashrams asking questions of anyone who would answer them.

(Also, of all the many religious people I've asked questions of, Sikhs are one of my favorites. They answer questions, they don't try to make the answers a sales pitch, and they don't make me feel dumb for asking. Sikhs are great, go visit your local gurdwara and make a Sikh friend or five. 10/10 would reccomend.)

So while I definitely do not have the full authority to say anything firm about it, my personal take based on what I do know after asking many MANY questions about the "cool knifes" as a young child, is that if that baggie of wet boba is reminding him that he both can and should stand up against injustice but also ought to mitigate the harm he does in doing so if possible - which appears to be the case - then the baggie of wet boba is, functionally anyways, an acting kirpan. Might not pass muster for ritual reasons, but fuck if it ain't doing the job just fine.

I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

[mekkyuun]

Some BSD OC ideas Part 1 Foreign Authors

Ann Conan Doyle

genderbended cause I like drawing women.

"Hound Of Baskerville"

She can summon a bloodhound dog by her side. And can connect her senses with it. Can be used as an attack dog, used to sniff evidence and trace scents.

Now this is stupid, and unnecessary, but for the life of me I cannot RP here without thinking she can only work for the Order of the Clock Tower cause she's bri'ish (my condolences for her btw) I'm imagining she uses the name Saburo Kagami since that's the name of one the translations into Japanese I read Sherlock Holmes and was the first to translate the anthology "Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" into Japanese, if you want to go the whole living in Yokohama route.

I love to imagine she has sight impairment and her bloodhound, dubbed "Watson" is a sight dog.

And considering it irratationally pisses me off how a lot of Sherlock perception like the "Elementary my dear Watson" wasn't in the book when I read it, I will not allow her to follow the Sherlock tropes out of spite.

Charlotte Gilman

"The Yellow Wallpaper"

Kinda like Lucy's ability "Anne of Abyssl Red" it creates a room and entraps her and her targets in a pocket dimension of sorts, but unlike Lucy's being her escapist break from reality, Charlottes is just miserable, and she has no control over it's design or functions towards her, makes a great prison with how damn dingy it is. If Lucy's ability is the ultimate escape from reality, Charlottes is the snap back to reality. It's designed like a liminal space, unlike Lucy's that's a mostly closed off space, I imagine Charlottes is a never ending expanse, with no end in sight.

Aesop

Yep, just fucking Aesop. No limit to how old the authors I pick go. Considering the amount of fables this fucker wrote, and now way in hell I'm reading any of them, listen everyone read some rehash of Aesop in a childrens book, I ain't doing that.

"Boy who cried wolf"

OP as it is, he can alter reality or create manipulate circumstances, if he can convince the person what he can do is true. He can't necessarily "create" anything, or "alter reality" in any grand way, just has to rely on reasonable scenarios since they have to be believable. Like for example, he isn't saving anyone from Ame No Gozen cause there' no way anyone will actually believe he can do shit. With BSD being full of characters who just read the script (Dazai, Fyodor, Mori, Ranpo you don't get nearly enough screen time) I can't imagine he could do much against them.

C o r m a c M c c a r t h y

Ohhh this one is going to be fun, and I'm saying this as someone who dislikes Cormac Mccarthys works.

"Blood Meridian"

I get it, most popular work, kinda boring one to go with but I do not give a flying fuck.

Judging by the "Judges" whole shtick of depravity, and nigh omnipotence, I'm imagining he can see into the future, but it's limited by the scope and morality of the person, someone like Kenji? Probably at most a second or two, if it all cause it's Kenji, someone like say Fukuchi? Probably maybe months of planning ahead. Now to balance this already OP ability, the stipulation is the person has to be aware they're immoral, and doing the wrong thing. Someone like Fyodor who thinks he's doing good? Doesn't work.

Probably joined the Guild just to watch it burn frfr, just an indulgent OC who purely exists to observe and fuck shit up.

Joseph Conrad

"The Secret Sharer"

Can create doppelgangers with the same voice and appearance of others, great for infiltration all that.

Since the Captain sees himself as a "double" of Leggatt, all that, I just took it literally. Bla, bla, bla, limitations, I'll think of some later.

Bella Dickens

Genderbended again from Charles Dickens but this time I have a reason

"Our Mutual Friend"

While there's plenty to pick fron, a Christmas Carol, Oliver Twist, I wanted to choose this one.

Similiar to Mori, Bella summons her "ideal" partner, John Rokesmith / Harmon. And while we don't know Mori's extent of control over Elise, Bella cannot control John at all, ans he ultimately has his own will even if it coincides with her subconcious goals, that way I can write fun scenarios of them getting royally fucked over by John. Since Bella lives in poverty, a lot of her main goals is just to survive and is vague shit like "I want money to survive" that way John can do it in the worst way possible. Ability that makes your life worse? Yes. Fun to write? Also yes.

(Just feel the need to note this, god I hate the name Bella so damn much, and Isabella too, but I can't in good concious call her Wilfer Dickens or some shit.

Miguel Cervantes

"Don Quixote"

Just a perfect knight in shining armour, generates a suit of armor around him and a sword. He really, really likes his ability. Takes great pride in it. I imagine he's with the transcendents but no one there likes him, and they all think he has a screw loose. VERY VERY MORALS DRIVEN, not in a Kunikida way, more like the Azure King way. Thinks he's the most upstanding noble guy in the world. Overall just the goofy funny man OC when I write too much angst. It'll make the angst all the more potent when he fails and realizes he isn't the infallible knight he thinks he is.

I'll be back with my massive backlog of Japanese author OC's, since I've gotten into more Japanese literature as of late. But for now these are some little snippets.

[pleasantspark]

Frieza is literally space H!tler/ representation of racism and has genocided entire planets, where’s YOUR do not condone sign huh? fucking poser. By your logic you think genocide and racism are cool and relatable huh?

The difference is, I know it's bad. Also reminder, many people like Frieza, Cell and etc, etc. Incest however, is bad.

Also reminder, I do not condone Racism and Genocide. So what? Just because I criticized a fucking incest fetish game I'm not allowed to like a character THAT's bad?

Like bbfr. People treat LeyLey as some sort of goddess. Stop moving the goalpost. If you kept up with my content instead of being a coward on Anon and come debate me then you notice I have a shit ton of content relating to redeeming or atleast fixing things.

Also, don't assume I condone Genocide or Racism. This is coming from the same crowd that insists that Incest is cool. Imagine calling me a poser when half of y'all came from my post. Y'all need to read the room.

You lose the right to criticizes me and strawman me when you can't even find something to be mad about. There's plenty of people who like Frieza and shit and they ain't supporting Genocide or Racism. Frieza's a villian.

A good Villian.

LeyLey and Andrew aren't villians. They are seen as GOOD PEOPLE doing horrible shit. They are rewarded for bad behavior. I'm saying, there's a fucking difference between the two, and you pointing out FRIEZA DOING OBVIOUS BAD THINGS and is interpeted as immoral is different.

Bottom line is,

You're saying I'm a hypocrite or "poser" (get off my fucking page, kiddo) for having an interest in good written antagonists and merely not because I have a Genocide/Racism fetish? Oh good golly me, didn't know the proshipper community decided to become Antis against well meaning people.

Ya'll complain about Antis, and spread what they do. But y'all are Antis yourself with that shit. If you really wanna debate me, then show me your account.

If you don't want to fucking see me criticize the fuck out of badly written shit then block tags, y'all use A03, right? A03 that has all ur quirky everything goes shit? Why don't you do everything a solid and practice what you fuckin' preach.

Y'all it's just a critic post that I HAVE THE RIGHT TO POINT OUT ABOUT.

Cry about it :)

Yell at me all you want but nothing will unpost the criticism. You can strawman me, bugs bunny me, spread false allegations me all you want, but you will only prove to me you can't understand nounce.

People find LeyLey's actions to be hot I find Frieza's actions horrendous and repulsive.

We are not the same